FULLY BLACK Friday
It's Black Friday.
In fact, every single Friday for me is half-black Friday.
But on this Friday, I'm EXTRA black.
I'm gonna play Jamaican music and ignore my kids, maybe go to court.
When that's all done, I'm gonna ensure that there's a sale for Black Friday on Topg.com
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So now's the perfect time to buy Christmas presents for all your liberal aunties and all the liberals you know.
You know that sister you have who hates me
Buy her a Top G T-shirt.
Why not
And now you get a discount.
Enjoy Black Friday weekend.
We're doing a sale at topg.com
and if you don't know why you need to buy these things,
Just buy them all for Christmas and give them to the people who hate me.
There's no better way to make a memorable holiday :)
- Tate